Grow up Mr Chetan Bhagat – this is real life and not one of your novels …

Just the day before yesterday one of my closest friends pointed me to the following blog from Chetan Bhagat in the Times of India:

Let me start by saying that given his writing skills, that I very much respect, this is certainly a well written piece. But in my honest opinion maybe he should just stick to writing fiction instead of insisting on continuing with political commentary. His blog title says it all “The Underage Optimist”. So my advice to Mr Bhagat – GROW UP!

Just as the usual caveat I will say that these comments are relevant in the context of this particular blog and looking back on some of his older blogs I must say that I do NOT in general reject everything that he has ever written about.

My immediate reaction to the blog was that people who really understand the diamond business are always more interested in rough uncut diamonds and its only the suckers, self included, who buy the polished end goods. If India actually had a source of rough diamonds and we wanted to do business with people in the diamond business they would not be interested in buying over priced cut and polished diamonds from us!

Instead if we could get our act really right then we would offer the whole package consisting of supply of raw uncut diamonds and services to help convert them in to over priced made to order end products and have them delivered to the end users. We can let the middle men just be that: providing us branding so as to be able to drive up the value of the end goods.

But then why stop at that? It is interesting to note that the brand owners make the most amount of margins in the entire supply chain! So why can’t we aim to be the brand owners ourselves? I love the high end stuff made in India: clothes from ColorPlus, leather goods from HiDesign, coffee beans from Kalamane, to name a few. So what I would like to see is these brands on Rodeo Drive or on the Magnificient Mile or on Fifth Avenue! Where is the agenda for that?

Make in India is easy to sell: steal land from farmers who are committing suicides in ever increasing numbers anyways and give it away for dirt cheap prices to the MNCs to setup factories and fuck up the environment even more that the Chinese did!

Millions of jobs created in the process – to be replaced by ever increasing automation within the next decade or two!

Really? Are we all that easy to be fooled in to drinking the koolaid or sweet lime soda, we are Indians after all, and be drunk on it!

The reason, as explained to me by a lot of near and dear ones, is that this is the low hanging fruit so why not grab it and get going from there! Makes sense except that do we then understand what we are signing up for? As the legendary Zen master said “Only time will tell.” Except in this case the damage will be irreversible and there wont be a time after that!

Why this degree of pessimism you ask? Au contraire my dear reader this is history repeating itself time and again all over the world ever since the start of the Industrial Revolution. And let us acknowledge the simple truth that we are where we are due to the systemic issues inherent to the Indian culture! In that regard I do agree with the comment in Mr Bhagat’s blog from the billionaire industrialist about how Indian families treat their daughter-in-laws.

So whats the alternative you ask; and I ask in return: Are you really ready for it? Well then read on:

Here is my manifesto in ten simple points: 

1. Reduce population growth rate to start with by offering financial incentives to couples willing to have just one kid and more specifically long term incentives to couples willing to adopt kids. 

2. Eliminate low skilled jobs by adopting high end technology where ever possible including GM crops, especially eliminate low skilled jobs in urban areas. 

3. Make an undergraduate degree in science or commerce mandatory for all kids whose family income is below a certain level and offer financial incentives to ensure that they avail of this facility. 

4. Make military service compulsory for anyone who fails to comply with the minimum education requirement. 

5. Simplify tax code and make it easier for the middle class to consume imported goods while of course upping the ante on the quality control required on made in India goods. Make the ISI mark mean something!

6. Promote high end manufacturing in India, i.e. limit Make in India to high tech. Also promote brand creation and export.  

7. Strengthen IP protection laws across the board and get rid of govt subsidies on life saving drugs. Instead focus on generics and let insurance companies drive healthcare costs with close objective oversight. 

8. Improve the education system to focus on “Why” rather than “What” and “How” right from primary education; e.g. Why is multiplication different than addition? 

9. Abolish caste systems and all reservations across all religious and social boundaries. Meritocracy must be enforced. 

10. Focus on unification rather than division. Limit division strictly to improve government administration and governance.

I also have some more tactical items such as make real estate ownership mandatory after X years of residence in a particular city/state and give special tax breaks to people who qualify for this, i.e. do away with MHADA style lotteries and instead promote housing based on location stability. 

This can also be reflected in terms of employment policies wherein you have incentives to hire from the vicinity but nothing to stop you from hiring from outside subject to additional taxes  This is like taking the concept of immigrant visas and applying it at a local level.

Now that is some grown up thinking if I may allow myself to say so! Any comments Mr Bhagat?

“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” – What a load of BS!

In continuation of the theme of my previous blog lets take a look at how some of the other old sayings fare in the age of Social Media. The one that immediately jumps to mind is what is usually referred to as the Golden Rule. Of course I will put in all the usual caveats that I am not interesting in hurting any religious sentiments so for the faithful amongst my readers please DO NOT think so and instead try and read on with an open mind. So lets look at why the Golden Rule fails most of us in this day and age!

To start with its a “Dog eat dog” world today more than ever in every aspect of our lives. One of the biggest consequences of the demands of Social Media in terms of being “In the know” and being relevant is the unavoidable bonfire of one’s vanity! Reminds me of the ending sequence in The Devils Advocate wherein Al Pacino goes “Vanity.. definitely my favorite sin”! Catch it on YouTube at

So what’s this got to do with the Golden Rule you ask? To answer that please forgive me for posing a question in return: “What do you do to quell this burning fire inside of you?”. If you ask me I help those around me to participate in the bonfire of the vanities. Instead of referring to the classic movie I would rather like to point you in the direction of the meaning of the phrase as published in the Urban Dictionary: “An old tradition of burning of any objects that are regarded as sinful or immoral, as if a bonfire fueled by the condemned objects would erase the social problems associated with them.” and voila now the reference to Social Media makes sense!

If you are still confused then here is the simplified version: We purposefully, aggressively, and shamelessly promote our beliefs and dogmas within our social circles so as to gain acceptance and more importantly a sense of belonging so that we may be spared the most disturbing task of trying to determine for ourselves if we are right or wrong. As long as enough people around us agree then we are absolved of all responsibility! In return we are more than happy and willing to help others within our social circles achieve the same objective so that our collective vanities are well taken care of and are on the level. So in fact when it comes to Social Media we break the Golden Rule so often that me might as well have it struck off the record for good! Amen to that!

What do you care what other people think – Redux!

Most of us have enjoyed the antics of the Nobel prize winning physicist, Richard Feynman, and a few of us may have actually had the pleasure of learning to love Physics through his writings as well. What is interesting to think about though is how his antics would have fared in the social media age?

Most of the extraordinary people tend to be introverts based on most of the studies conducted but every once in a while certain events in ones life such as falling in love with the wrong woman, divorce, kids, death of a loved one, result in a profound change. An extraordinary person is reborn as an extrovert! But to their dismay they find that their extraordinary abilities are now more of an hindrance to adhering to the new prime directive in their lives: Taking an active interest in the lives of those around them!

The extraordinarily challenged people almost immediately resent the intrusion for reasons ranging from: “Everything is too easy for you but not for me” to “Stop being such a condescending jerk”! Instead of appreciating the insights being provided and utilizing them to address the trivial challenges (at least to the extraordinary person) in their lives they choose rather to either simply ignore the advice or in worst case they ostracize the adviser causing unwarranted misery and grief.

One of the main reasons for such a reaction is that lot of the advice given is in the form of recanting an experience in the advisers life: this is what happened to me and this is how I dealt with it. While it makes perfect sense to use some context to give advice it should be noted that in the age of social media everyone is hell bent on believing and proving that their own life experiences deserve more attention and merit than those of anyone else. Hence, any reference to personal experiences immediately puts you on a competitive footing with the very person that you are trying to befriend and help.

Thus, if Mr Feynman were blogging about his exploits in life today it is dubious that his work would be as revered by so many today. Obviously, since as a species we love iconophilia, if the same words were to come after he had already won the Nobel prize then it would be a different matter completely. Needless to say that the importance of those events to Mr Feynman did not change from the time the events occurred to the time that he won the Nobel prize.

Thus the true losers are the people who fail leverage the wisdom of those around them given that the words of those select few are washed away by the white water rapids that are the countless updates flowing through the social media channels. Hence the title of this blog! Stay tuned!